In Denver, Colorado, police say a 27-year-old teachers aide was found unconscious in the bathroom of the elementary school where she worked, apparently the result of a drug mishap.  She was found with a syringe hanging from her arm and a bag containing an unknown white powder.  The woman was arrested on charges of possession of a controlled substance.

When you’re shooting up in the school bathroom, just to make it through the day, either A) the kids at that school are really, really obnoxious, or B) its time for an intervention.  My guess would be the latter.