In Lansing, Michigan, a man who was being rescued after suffering a seizure says a friend was helping clear a path for first responders by moving samurai-like swords out of the way, and never swung them at paramedics as authorities claim. Here’s a thought: If your house is littered with so many samurai swords that they obstruct the path for rescue crews, maybe you have too many samurai swords.  (Jan. 30, 2015)