At Martin Luther King Jr Elementary School, a woman was upset that her 4th grade son was allegedly slapped by his teacher. So in response to this incident, she created a 40 page list of reparations she expects to receive, and submitted this referendum to President Obama and two dozen other officials. Among her demands:

• $1.25 million in cash
• $13,000 in Walmart gift cards
• Free college education
• Private tennis lessons
• Disney World Vacation
• Her mortgage completely paid off
• An African safari
• Nine-years of free medical & dental converge
• A home remodel
• And, too top it all off, a nine-year “consulting contract” to work for the school district at a salary of $15,000 a month.

Shoot, if this is what a slap is worth now days, you can slap my kid too. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes . . . and a luxury yacht.