And Jesus said: Thou Shall ‘Cap His *ss!’

In Dayton, Texas, a minister was sleeping in his church office early last week when he heard an intruder. It was around 6:15am, too learly for anyone to be in the building.  This being Texas, everyone has a gun (I think they hand them out at birth), so naturally the  churches are packing as well. So after being roused from his sleep, Benny Holmes, a pastor at the Church of New Beginnings, grabbed a gun and went to investigate. He … Continue reading →

Elderly Couple Steals Child’s Toy

In Queensbury, New York, an elderly couple was arrested by sheriffs deputies after they allegedly stole a stuffed animal from a child at the Great Escape Theme Park.  Crazy you say?  But it gets even better: when confronted about their theft, police say they responded by assaulting the child’s family.  I guess they really, really wanted that stuffed animal. … Continue reading →